01.jpg:: Hi, my name is Ryan, can I feel your bottom? 02.jpg:: Unbeknownst to me, Allison threw me a birthday party. 03.jpg:: I blew out all the beers on the first try AND I can ride my bike real fast! 04.jpg:: I don't remember this guy's name but I beat him at a game of pool. 05.jpg:: I don't remember these girls names, but they wouldn't leave me alone! Apparently being a computer scientist is too much for some girls to handle. 06.jpg:: Again with the looks... 07.jpg:: I have no idea what's going on, but Ryan looks like he needs a beer. 08.jpg:: Something is apparently fascinating about this guy's hair. 09.jpg:: Oh yeah, well I have more skin than that! 10.jpg:: The embodiment of onomatopoeia: Buz. He's in a band called Quagmire Swimteam and they kick ass. Go see them in concert lest I have you beaten! 11.jpg:: The thing on his head has apparently grown... 12.jpg:: Phil (Allison's boyfriend) and the guy with exorbitant amounts of skin. 13.jpg:: "If I don't keep my arm here my brains will fall out." 14.jpg:: "Let's see what I find in my pants this time." 15.jpg:: "Look closer..." 16.jpg:: Man am I drunk... 17.jpg:: The great white hope! 18.jpg:: Curb stomping the camera guy 19.jpg:: If there were a superhero whose ability was being extraordinarily bad at billiards, his name would be Ryan Sanders. 21.jpg:: This is my impression of that dog thing from The Never-ending Story. 22.jpg:: Mark playing with his nipples. 23.jpg:: Hi, my name is Ryan, can I show you to your table? 24.jpg:: Man, I really have to go to the bathroom. 25.jpg:: Ryan has oddly round nostrils. 26.jpg:: Hi, my name is Ryan, and I would really like to feel your bottom. 28.jpg:: This is how Ryan and I pick up women at the bars. 29.jpg:: Me lining up a shot. 30.jpg:: Take that, accursed Ryan! 32.jpg:: Ryan gets into a fight with a chair... 33.jpg:: ... and loses. 34.jpg:: I still really have to go to the bathroom. I think Mark is attempting to hold his pants up. 35.jpg:: I have no idea. 36.jpg:: The Stephen and Ryan ass-kicking squad is out to get you. 37.jpg:: Mark, you need a belt or something. 38.jpg:: Monkey-man 39.jpg:: I could go for some mac and cheese right about now... 40.jpg:: Nose inspection 41.jpg:: Fear us! 45.jpg:: Me attempting to devour my upper lip. 46.jpg:: Oh man, that's some bitter beer. 48.jpg:: Me doing my best Phil impersonation (just kidding, Phil) 49.jpg:: "Okay Mark, you don't have the clap." 50.jpg:: Ryan prepares the fridge for entry. 51.jpg:: A black hole has localized itself in the fridge and is trying to devour Ryan. 52.jpg:: I wouldn't touch that fridge again, Allison. 55.jpg:: Me practicing for the next time I get a kiss. 56.jpg:: Mark says, "A pool cue is like a fine woman." 57.jpg:: Nice wax job, Mark. 59.jpg:: Is it just me, or does this thing look like a moose? 65.jpg:: Four college degrees and Ryan isn't satisfied with his life so he decides to take up mime. 66.jpg:: Table... getting... closer... 68.jpg:: "How you doin'?" 74.jpg:: Mark continuing his demonstration of how to treat a lady/pool cue. I wouldn't touch that pool cue either, Allison. 78.jpg:: A pool cue comes flying across the room and almost nails me in the crotch. 86.jpg:: Ryan looking for hidden messages from the devil in the Energy Guide. 92.jpg:: Mark is too sexy for this basement. 93.jpg:: Ryan inspecting the plumbing. 94.jpg:: Can you believe this guy has a Master's degree and three Bachelor's degrees? AND he works for the Republicans? 95.jpg:: Mark tries to dislodge Ryan with a pool cue. 96.jpg:: The hunchback of Allison's basement. 97.jpg:: I can't believe he didn't break it.